Silvia in Numbers

When Booker told me about the Pelirroja appreciation lecture series, I was reticent in posting a lecture.  Primarily because I cannot really say why I like Silvia - I'm not good with emotions that way.  Instead, here are some random Silvia number tidbits, some of which have already been elevated to the pantheon of all things Silvia:
  • 5 - guys she's been with
  • 1 - year, length of her marriage to Lucas wherein she gave him a gun as an anniversary present
  • 98 - total LHDP episodes with Silvia
  • 3 - months before Pepa moved in with her
  • 18 - years old when she had her first kiss
  • 2 - hours length of time her marriage to Pepa lasted
  • 2 - times she's been shot in this show
  • 32 - her age when she married Pepa
  • 3 - months pregnant before she was shot and lost the baby
  • 4 - vacuums she could fit in her dresser after Pepa moved out
  • 7 - bouquets that Pepa sent to her hotel room in Lyon
  • 31 - emails Pepa sent her before the mobbing charge
There are so much more, but the most important things about Silvia aren't measured in whole numbers - not even in base 10.  She is like the Pi -transcendental, mysterious, and infinite.  She is like the Fibonacci sequence - logical and progressive.  She is like prime numbers - unique and forever.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Q18: Great lecture. Very unique and orginal.

Anonymous said...

Jess: I know I love numbers but this is amazing, Dr. P! Indeed, Silvia is unique and one-of-a-kind...

booker said...

here is my number: 100. There must be at least one hundred reasons why I work with Dr Piper and sit at the feet of her brain. Who thinks like she does? She is a marvel with numbers and for looking at the world in such a different way.
The numbers list was a wonderful idea and so perfect for the Piper.

Anonymous said...

yes your lecture Dr.P is right on Silvia is indeed unique that is why I love her SO.

Scoopgirl said...

Dr. P. you're one in a million. And I hear you saying ...a million?! You mean innumerable Scoopgirl! Okay, you win. You're unique.
Great lecture, brilliant mind.

ilovepepsi said...

I wonder if Marian Aguilera sees these and wonders at what LHDP created.

ilovepepsi said...

How you missed? 2- times Silvia smoke pot? First with Pepa at Sara' s first communion and second because of Pepa when she broke it up. Think how Sara was always around as part of her aunties lives and romance? Which makes more indecent of the writers the way she and Lucas walked away from Silvia, and Gonzalo massacre. That ending was complete and utter bullshit.

Unknown said...

Twice smoke weed

Unknown said...

Times/people Silvia was called "Loca"1-Bernarda 2-Mariano 3-Pepa 4-Silvia herself 5-Lucas I had a list with 10 some time ago.

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